I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.

I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.

I've never done heroin or slept with people for money or anything.

You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.