I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.

It's natural for humans to suppress urges, for when our desires are left unchecked they lead to broken relationships, prison time, and forest fires.

I'm not a first-place person.

We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.

You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.

I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good.

I am an aging Girl Scout.