A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly.

I'm not a first-place person.

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their clothes or dangling the cat out the window, they can sort of blend in. An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.

I hate playing pretty or sane people. Most people are not attractive or all there.

My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.

I don't really consider myself to be a comedian. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting around writing jokes or anything. I just like dressing up and pretending to be other people.