I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop.
I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.
I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good.
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.
I love depressing movies and depressing books.
You just can't enjoy any of the movie when you're in it.