I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.

I'm drawn to people who look different. I'm not exploiting. I'm not making fun of them. I'm drawn to them.

Don't associate me with comedy. And please don't say actress. I would never call myself any of those things. I hate it when people call me that.

I'm not a first-place person.

People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great.

If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their clothes or dangling the cat out the window, they can sort of blend in. An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.

I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.