I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.

I loved my family so much when I was growing up, my parents, my sister. I wanted to be able to give them everything they ever dreamed of.

I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.

I never became a recluse where I got away from people and who they are and how they think. I'm very much in touch with the world.

I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant.

Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!

All the subject matter I talk about isn't new; all comics talk about the same things. But it's how you talk about them or present them or what you look like up there that makes the difference between an okay comic and a great one.