I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.

I always wanted to give people the more exciting version of what I think a comedian should be - because I didn't grow up with comics, I grew up with rock 'n' roll. And when I saw a lot of comics, no matter how good they might have been material-wise, I would get a little bored with them after 10 minutes, only because I feel comedians don't really know performance.

I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.

There are very few comics that understand about exciting the crowd, and that's what I always prided myself on: giving a more confident macho attitude towards delivering material.

I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football.

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

I like when something makes you think after you stop watching.