I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked that. I like being able to drive when there's no traffic. It's almost like you own the street at night.

You know, women are acting the way they want to act now. Years ago they would hide it in the way they dressed, the way they speak, even the way they act in bed. Today, they're doing the same thing, but they're dressing the way they want to be treated and, when you're with them, acting the way they want to act. And you know, honesty is the best policy. I love that.

I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked that. I like being able to drive when there's no traffic. It's almost like you own the street at night.

I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.

I’m a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me.