I’m a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me.

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

I have no problem today letting people know I'm part of what they live. That's why I know about the things that make people the assholes they are. They have no choice but to be part of it.

All the subject matter I talk about isn't new; all comics talk about the same things. But it's how you talk about them or present them or what you look like up there that makes the difference between an okay comic and a great one.

I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football.

I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant.

I lived in Beverly Hills for years. I always had a line, “I hate the rich.” From what I witnessed after living there for 15 years, these people just don’t raise their kids. I used to see the lineup of cars in front of the schools and it was all the nannies.