I'm an animal. I'm an animal in real-life and an animal onstage. I never became a recluse, I never lived up in the Hills where I didn't see real life. You know what I mean? I'm not still living in Brooklyn, but I'm still living in the street. I go out by myself, I don't go out with a million body guards, I run my own errands.
Andrew Dice ClayThere was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!
Andrew Dice ClayI always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.
Andrew Dice ClayDon't most men actually think that the more money they spend on a date, the more fingers they get to stick in your pussy before they kiss you goodnight?
Andrew Dice Clay