I’m a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me.

There are very few comics that understand about exciting the crowd, and that's what I always prided myself on: giving a more confident macho attitude towards delivering material.

I’m a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me.

Women today leave the house in animal prints and six inch stilettos, what does that say? I'm going to church? They're saying I want you to hang me by my tits from your ceiling and bite my ass. You know what I mean? That's what it says to me anyway.

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

Whether you're gay, straight, you can't tell anybody who to love and who to marry. It's unconstitutional and it's morally wrong.