I lived in Beverly Hills for years. I always had a line, โI hate the rich.โ From what I witnessed after living there for 15 years, these people just donโt raise their kids. I used to see the lineup of cars in front of the schools and it was all the nannies.
Andrew Dice ClayYou know, women are acting the way they want to act now. Years ago they would hide it in the way they dressed, the way they speak, even the way they act in bed. Today, they're doing the same thing, but they're dressing the way they want to be treated and, when you're with them, acting the way they want to act. And you know, honesty is the best policy. I love that.
Andrew Dice ClayWhen I did a sitcom and played a postman, I was brought to tears playing that postman, because I felt like one. I didn't grow up even wanting to be a post man. Now, I understand the meaning of the term "postal." I was bored to tears. And what was funny was that the producer actually looked like a bug.
Andrew Dice Clay