I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

I just like to make people laugh.

I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant.

Life is like sex, baby - the more you put in, the more you get out. End of story.

Being onstage and performing, the high of that, and people coming to see you, and getting to make them laugh - that's what gets me hyped up. It's a nervous excitement.

I like when something makes you think after you stop watching.

Anything that I wanted to do in my career that I wanted to do always worked out. The stuff I got talked into always failed. All the stuff I was talked into, by brilliant managers, because it always came down to, "Know how much money you'll make?" And then it would just fail.