I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

I’m a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me.

I never became a recluse where I got away from people and who they are and how they think. I'm very much in touch with the world.

The whole world has changed, so you just stay current with the world. There's nothing different in my language of how I say things.

Women today leave the house in animal prints and six inch stilettos, what does that say? I'm going to church? They're saying I want you to hang me by my tits from your ceiling and bite my ass. You know what I mean? That's what it says to me anyway.

I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.

I just like to make people laugh.