The more bullets flying, the less accurate each individual slug has to be.

Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?

Children know the truth: love is not an emotion, love is behavior.

Be he the first to stand or the last, a man must stand," the father had told his adoring son. "And if there is only one man, then that man must stand alone." ~Thomas to Bruce Wayne

Building a mechanical device for its appearance is like putting lace on a bowling ball.

I think people should be consumers of journalism.

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you ... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump.