I think people should be consumers of journalism.

Evil is a matter of choice. Those people who have been victimized and refuse to imitate their oppressors are in my mind the greatest heroes we have.

A dog is like a person—he needs a job and a family to be what he’s meant to be.

Stealing to eat ain’t criminal—stealing to be rich is.

The Humane Society of America thinks Michael Vick should have a dog. I think whoever's in charge there should have a lobotomy.

Life is a fight, but not everyone’s a fighter. Otherwise, bullies would be an endangered species.

The more bullets flying, the less accurate each individual slug has to be.