Building a mechanical device for its appearance is like putting lace on a bowling ball.

Life is a fight, but not everyone’s a fighter. Otherwise, bullies would be an endangered species.

Two rules: You enter without breaking. And you remember that nobody misses what you don't take.

Information is the hardest currency.

I don't understand people whose gratification is a BMW. You don't know what joy is until you see a kid who was tortured get adopted by a family.

The third person narrator, instead of being omniscient, is like a constantly running surveillance tape.

Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?