I will be the 43-year-old guy in the jumpsuit. In my estimation and my image of myself is that I am 23 and can get away with it. If I didn't have the show, I would be in one right now. It would be denim, but I love a terry.

I always wanted to be an anchorman, but after college I wound up working behind the scenes at CBS News for 10 years.

I am so glad I was writing while on my last book tour, which was really meta, but I think a fascinating look inside the reality of what that whole madness is about.

I love Jimmy Fallon; he's always a great time.

In the case of Tori Spelling, there were two apology emails.

I may be a man, but I fight like a girl.

I would ask Donald Trump why every single person in his cabinet has spoken out publicly - and his vice president - against gay rights, and he's never said anything about that.