I'm happy to be everybody's gay best friend.

After three straight years of writing, though, I definitely needed a break to just go live my life.

The one guiding principle over my 23-year career in TV has been as long as I'm having fun, I really don't care what the job title is.

Ultimately, it's not my job to judge the 'Housewives' - we don't editorialize on the show; we really leave it to the audience. We have a certain wink, which is the Bravo wink. We may linger on a shot or we may let something play out longer, but we leave it to you.

I cannot believe the volume of famous people I run into in my life, and that's part of the reason I love diary format.

Amy Sedaris makes me laugh harder than anybody.

I was waiting for the right guy to come along, but maybe I didn't actually want one, or was not available emotionally. I was really nervous about including him in the book [Superficial: More Adventures from the Andy Cohen Diaries], but this relationship has developed over a year and a half, and so it would've been dishonest not to.