I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.

I know its corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.

Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.

People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.

I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry.

The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.

I had no blood relatives till I made some.