It's kind of hard to believe that people love me.
The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.
Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.
I believed in God my whole life.
When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.
I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.