Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.
I was a bad boy as a child.
I know its corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.
The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.
It's pretty hard to offend me. I actually think people are a little too easily offended.
When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.