The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.

Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.

There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.

I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry.

I know its corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.

I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am.

People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.