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When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.

I was a bad boy as a child.

I believed in God my whole life.

I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.

I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.

Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.