Some of my stuff, I realize is just rage.

I get some acting jobs. I like it other than the constant slipping in and out of character.

People are trying so hard to become famous. Johnny Marbles, he tried to throw a pie in Rupert Murdoch's face. What do I gotta do, give Sumner Redstone a wedgie?

My wife and I want to try swapping. We want to go to one of those key parties where you put your keys in a bowl. But we just want to upgrade our car.

Milk should be refrigerated even before opening.

Some of my stuff, I realize is just rage.

BJ Novak gets the Perseverance Award for graduating from Harvard and being unemployed for the entire plane ride to Los Angeles.