Alexander Graham Bell was the first person to ever sarcastically say hello. Hellooo, I invented the telephone!
Andy KindlerTracy Morgan apologizes for his homophobic rant, still no apologies for the sketch about the guy living under the street.
Andy KindlerI noticed whenever you call information, 411, there's always a computer voice, and they go, 'What number would you like? City and state, please.' 'Yeah, I'd like the number of Macy's in Century City, California.' 'Did you say 'pretzel nuggets'?
Andy KindlerJewish people, we don't believe in Hell or a future place to suffer. We're suffering right now. Every one of our holidays celebrates how much we've suffered. Passover - we're celebrating 5,000 years ago, God passed over our houses and murdered all the Egyptians. We're celebrating, 'Hey, thank God we didn't get slaughtered.
Andy Kindler