I get some acting jobs. I like it other than the constant slipping in and out of character.

Pixar has announced Larry the Cable Guy will be starring in Cars 3 thru 6. Howie Mandel will be playing his sidekick, Mopey the Moped.

I believe at the end of my career I'll be retired into the recurring character hall of fame.

The saddest day in Pixar history was when some guy said 'get Larry the Cable Guy on the phone.

BJ Novak gets the Perseverance Award for graduating from Harvard and being unemployed for the entire plane ride to Los Angeles.

I actually performed at an orthodox Jewish wedding, where the men were separated from the women, but they both came together to not enjoy what I was talking about.

Alexander Graham Bell was the first person to ever sarcastically say hello. Hellooo, I invented the telephone!