My cat's fully capable of speaking, but he says he's afraid of me turning it into a Kevin James vehicle.

There's a lot of controversy online, some people say i'm a genius and other say i'm hugely talented.

CNN has a thing called You Choose the News. Y'know what CNN? I'm turning you on because I don't know the news. I was hoping you could help me.

I'm Jewish... We're a very nervous group. Paranoid. Anxiety-ridden. Maybe that Hitler thing made us a little jumpy. Nothing like a Holocaust to make you mind your Ps and Qs for a couple hundred years I always say.

Kevin James is going to do a couple of specials. One's called It's Getting Muggy In Here.

I get some acting jobs. I like it other than the constant slipping in and out of character.

I noticed whenever you call information, 411, there's always a computer voice, and they go, 'What number would you like? City and state, please.' 'Yeah, I'd like the number of Macy's in Century City, California.' 'Did you say 'pretzel nuggets'?