I don't know if it's the weather or what's going on - the summer or something like that - but recently I've been feeling extremely bisexual. I don't know what it is. I don't know what's going on, but I walked down the street and, suddenly, the ladies are looking awfully good to me.

Some of my stuff, I realize is just rage.

Tracy Morgan apologizes for his homophobic rant, still no apologies for the sketch about the guy living under the street.

The saddest day in Pixar history was when some guy said 'get Larry the Cable Guy on the phone.

Whenever I watch the beginning of Jimmy Fallon, I feel like I should sue the Roots for bait and switch.

CNN has a thing called You Choose the News. Y'know what CNN? I'm turning you on because I don't know the news. I was hoping you could help me.

Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks.