I remember Ozzy Osbourne making a fuss on The Osbournes - people were making a big deal about him taking the garbage out, and he said, "Well, who else is going to do it?" The garbage is full, and you're standing right there. You're still a human being who is going to make yourself a sandwich.

But I don't read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff.

I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.

I never just sit down and see what's on TV anymore. And also, I hate almost everything, so that keeps you reading magazines and doing crossword puzzles or whatever.

I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.

Anything that I read, I read because I'm interested in it.

Tell me what you want, and then I'll put in what I want... after I'm done with my codependent providing for you, I'll get a little for me too.