Aside from accidentally by my kids, like wrestling around with my kids, no one has ever punched me in the face.
Andy RichterWell, I refer to Celebrity Jeopardy as the short-bus Jeopardy, because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York.
Andy RichterIf you start to just aim for what the audience wants to hear, you're already hamstrung because you don't have any freedom.
Andy RichterI was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way.
Andy RichterIt is rare, with people who are on television or celebrities or actors - it's rare to go to their house for a party and find they cooked. That's rare. Usually people don't cook for their own parties, and they don't buy their own gifts. There are people that do that, and that is a special thing. Those kind of little human touches are nice.
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