It's a very nice thing to have a baby.

But I don't read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff.

I remember Ozzy Osbourne making a fuss on The Osbournes - people were making a big deal about him taking the garbage out, and he said, "Well, who else is going to do it?" The garbage is full, and you're standing right there. You're still a human being who is going to make yourself a sandwich.

I'm not that professional.

Well, I refer to Celebrity Jeopardy as the short-bus Jeopardy, because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York.

I think the people that are best at something, they don't think about it much. That's the whole key to being good at anything.

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.