I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.

I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way.

I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. 'You should have your own talk show.' And I think, no thank you.

Tell me what you want, and then I'll put in what I want... after I'm done with my codependent providing for you, I'll get a little for me too.

I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.

But I don't read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff.

I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.