I never just sit down and see what's on TV anymore. And also, I hate almost everything, so that keeps you reading magazines and doing crossword puzzles or whatever.

Aside from accidentally by my kids, like wrestling around with my kids, no one has ever punched me in the face.

Anything that I read, I read because I'm interested in it.

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.

I feel like I'm a showbiz professional. This is my job, it's going to have ups and downs. I'm lucky to be able to do this for a living, but I also do feel like I don't anticipate changing the world. All I can really do is do a good job when I'm hired to do a job, and be happy at home.

I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.

I have a wife and child, and I guess that would constitute a family, and sometimes I watch shows where the people aren't related. And I don't get nervous, get the sweats, and have to run out of the room. I mean, I can handle it.