I never just sit down and see what's on TV anymore. And also, I hate almost everything, so that keeps you reading magazines and doing crossword puzzles or whatever.
Andy RichterSome people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician.
Andy RichterI remember Ozzy Osbourne making a fuss on The Osbournes - people were making a big deal about him taking the garbage out, and he said, "Well, who else is going to do it?" The garbage is full, and you're standing right there. You're still a human being who is going to make yourself a sandwich.
Andy RichterThe people on Quintuplets were great, but I wasn't a producer on that show, and it wasn't exactly my taste.
Andy Richter