I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.

Aside from accidentally by my kids, like wrestling around with my kids, no one has ever punched me in the face.

Well, I refer to Celebrity Jeopardy as the short-bus Jeopardy, because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York.

I actually find something rewarding about that tension between satisfying myself and satisfying others. Because first of all, I can't provide my own structure, and that tension provides a structure for me to actually work within.

At a very basic level, I think television exists for game shows, and I think it always will.

One of the big tensions in my life is that I have known the stresses of financial hardship since I was a little kid, and it is the cancer for which I am seeking a cure.

I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.