If somebody's looking at pictures of naked people and you go, 'Oh I don't want to see that,' you're lying. Cause naked people are always interesting. Always. Whether they're beautiful, or naked or 500 pounds.

Aside from accidentally by my kids, like wrestling around with my kids, no one has ever punched me in the face.

I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. 'You should have your own talk show.' And I think, no thank you.

I have a wife and child, and I guess that would constitute a family, and sometimes I watch shows where the people aren't related. And I don't get nervous, get the sweats, and have to run out of the room. I mean, I can handle it.

I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.

It's a very nice thing to have a baby.

I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.