I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.

Aside from accidentally by my kids, like wrestling around with my kids, no one has ever punched me in the face.

Outside from with my older brother - and this would have stopped about age 12 - I haven't been in a physical fight in my life. We used to punch each other, but that was little kid punching. You're too scared to hit anybody really.

I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.

At a very basic level, I think television exists for game shows, and I think it always will.

Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician.

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.