I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.

At a very basic level, I think television exists for game shows, and I think it always will.

I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.

If somebody's looking at pictures of naked people and you go, 'Oh I don't want to see that,' you're lying. Cause naked people are always interesting. Always. Whether they're beautiful, or naked or 500 pounds.

I actually find something rewarding about that tension between satisfying myself and satisfying others. Because first of all, I can't provide my own structure, and that tension provides a structure for me to actually work within.

I'm not that professional.

One of the big tensions in my life is that I have known the stresses of financial hardship since I was a little kid, and it is the cancer for which I am seeking a cure.