Almost everybody's here doing the same thing. Who am I to come up with an excuse when there's 64 other players here doing the same thing? 63 others, sorry.
I'm the most successful bad player ever.
Stay in school kids or you'll end up being an umpire.
It seems with every match I win, I get better-looking to other people.
I think if I believe in something strongly enough, I'm pretty outspoken about it.
If nothing else, I'm a decent quote.