It seems like Satan has thrown the DH into our game.

He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.

If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.

Mario Lemieux is Mr. Pittsburgh.

Who says there's an unemployment problem in this country? Just take the five percent unemployed and give them a baseball stat to follow.

If someone from Germany or somewhere, who had no idea what baseball was, saw Kruk play, he'd wonder what the beer truck driver was doing playing first base.

We had an argument once, yeah. It was the best thing that could have happened to our working relationship. After that, we understood each other and got along much better. I always respected Barry Bonds, and I wanted to let him know that I did in a certain way.