It seems like Satan has thrown the DH into our game.

I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.

I always respected Barry Bonds, and I wanted to let him know that I did in a certain way.

Who says there's an unemployment problem in this country? Just take the five percent unemployed and give them a baseball stat to follow.

It seems like Satan has thrown the DH into our game.

Mario Lemieux is Mr. Pittsburgh.

Last year we had so many people coming in and out they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro.