It seems like Satan has thrown the DH into our game.

With the Cardinals everybody would be reading the business section to see what their stocks were doing. You get to this locker room (Pirates) in the morning and everybody is looking at the sports page to see if Hulk Hogan won.

If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.

Mario Lemieux is Mr. Pittsburgh.

Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon.

Who says there's an unemployment problem in this country? Just take the five percent unemployed and give them a baseball stat to follow.

I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.