If someone from Germany or somewhere, who had no idea what baseball was, saw Kruk play, he'd wonder what the beer truck driver was doing playing first base.

Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon.

They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks.

He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.

Last year we had so many people coming in and out they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro.

Mario Lemieux is Mr. Pittsburgh.

Who says there's an unemployment problem in this country? Just take the five percent unemployed and give them a baseball stat to follow.