If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.

Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon.

I can only guess that, for guys in their 30s and 40s who watched me play, they understood that the score never mattered and my paycheck never mattered (in relation) to how I played. I played with Little League enthusiasm and professional flair. That's what fans are really looking for.

They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks.

Mario Lemieux is Mr. Pittsburgh.

I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.

My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.