Who says there's an unemployment problem in this country? Just take the five percent unemployed and give them a baseball stat to follow.

I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.

He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.

The game is full of peaks and valleys, the key is to avoid the Grand Canyon.

If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.

With the Cardinals everybody would be reading the business section to see what their stocks were doing. You get to this locker room (Pirates) in the morning and everybody is looking at the sports page to see if Hulk Hogan won.

The biggest adjustment from the minors was learning to spend $45 in meal money.