Who says there's an unemployment problem in this country? Just take the five percent unemployed and give them a baseball stat to follow.

I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.

My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.

I don't care what you do - baseball or politics - George W. Bush is always going to be compared to his father. I just want it to be an easy answer in 50 years - Who was the better player, me, or my kids? I want it to be my kids.

Good mothers are underrated, just like good defense.

They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks.

I always respected Barry Bonds, and I wanted to let him know that I did in a certain way.