Who says there's an unemployment problem in this country? Just take the five percent unemployed and give them a baseball stat to follow.

It seems like Satan has thrown the DH into our game.

Good mothers are underrated, just like good defense.

Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon.

I always respected Barry Bonds, and I wanted to let him know that I did in a certain way.

If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.

I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.