My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.

We had an argument once, yeah. It was the best thing that could have happened to our working relationship. After that, we understood each other and got along much better. I always respected Barry Bonds, and I wanted to let him know that I did in a certain way.

I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.

Mario Lemieux is Mr. Pittsburgh.

He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.

It seems like Satan has thrown the DH into our game.

With the Cardinals everybody would be reading the business section to see what their stocks were doing. You get to this locker room (Pirates) in the morning and everybody is looking at the sports page to see if Hulk Hogan won.