I went to vote once, but I got too scared. I couldn't decide whom to vote for.

...the more you look at the same exact thing, the more the meaning goes away, and the better and emptier you feel.

Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery. People are working every minute. The machinery is always going. Even when you sleep.

I never understood why when you died, you didn't just vanish, everything could just keep going on the way it was only you just wouldn't be there. I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.'

I'm a deeply superficial person.

Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.

I never understand how the lipstick business goes on because lipstick lasts forever.