Bad taste makes the day go by faster.
Voyeurism is a director's job description. It's an artist's, too.
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
I can't give parties. It's so hard. When I want to call somebody up for dinner they think I'm using them or something. I just can't stand it.
Fantasy love is much better than Reality Love.
I loved working when I worked at commercial art and they told you what to do and how to do it and all you had to do was correct it and they'd say yes or no. The hard thing is when you have to dream up the tasteless things to do on your own.