I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.

My image is a statement of the symbols of the harsh, impersonal products and brash materialistic objects on which America is built today. It is a projection of everything that can be bought and sold, and practical but impermanent symbols that sustain us.

Everything is beautiful. Pop is everything.

So many people seem to prefer my silver-screenings of movie stars to the rest of my work. It must be the subject matter that attracts them, because my death and violence paintings are just as good.

I can't give parties. It's so hard. When I want to call somebody up for dinner they think I'm using them or something. I just can't stand it.

A picture means I know where I was every minute. That's why I take pictures. It's a visual diary.

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat