I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.

I was trying to think the other day about what you do now in America if you want to be successful. Before, you were dependable and wore a good suit. Looking around, I guess that today you have to do all the same things but not wear a good suit. I guess that's all it is. Think rich. Look poor.

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer.

I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so American.

Death means a lot of money, honey. Death can really make you look like a star.

James Dean was the damaged but beautiful soul of our time.

After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex.