You need to let little things that would ordinarily bore you suddenly thrill you.

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.

I like to be the right thing in the wrong space and the wrong thing in the right space. But usually being the right thing in the wrong space and the wrong thing in the right space is worth it, because something funny always happens.

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye.

Don't think about making art, just get it done.

I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.

I've been invited to the White House about five times. I think the greatest thing would be if they actually invited everybody to the White House every night... they'd just take about 500 people a night. Everybody would just love this country because it's so thrilling to go there. It really is.