A friend of mine always says, ‘Women love me for the man I’m not.’

I think somebody should be able to do all my paintings for me.

I like church. It's empty when I go. I walk around. There are so many beautiful Catholic churches in New York.

I think it would be great to make a $2 million or $3 million art movie where nobody would really have to go to it. I thought that would be a good project to work on . . . do something really artistic.

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?

Look poor, think rich.

I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.