I always say that a girl never really looks as well as she does on board a steamship, or even a yacht.

It isn't that gentlemen really prefer blondes, it's just that we look dumber.

Pleasure that isn't paid for is as insipid as everything else that's free.

Men are weak and constantly need reassurance, so now that they fail to find adulation in the opposite sex, they're turning to each other. Less and less do men need women. More and more do gentlemen prefer gentlemen.

I was making love to a man, a man I hardly even know. He was kissing the face off me and I was kissing the face off him. And I found it highly satisfactory.

I was born in the theatre. My father was a small time impresario on the West Coast and I was acting from the age of 7, but I started to write when I was 12 and by the time I was 14 I was making more money than I was acting.

I've always loved high style in low company.