Liberal moms like soccer because it's a sport in which athletic talent finds so little expression that girls can play with boys. No serious sport is co-ed, even at the kindergarten level.

Anorexics never have boyfriends. ... That's one way to know you don't have anorexia, if you have a boyfriend.

Clinton's attempt to socialize healthcare was the second most disgusting thing he did in the oval office. I can't remember was the first thing was.

To promote the sales of GM vehicles, Obama says the government will stand by your GM car warranty. And all the taxpayers will get a lube job.

For decades now, the Democrats have had a good gig buying the votes of government workers with outrageous salaries, benefits and work rules - and then sticking productive earners with the bill. But, now, we're out of money.

Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.