Historically, the best way to convert liberals is to have them move out of their parents' home, get a job, and start paying taxes.

Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it.

I don't think we [the USA] need more troops. I think we need to be less worried about civilian casualties.

I sort of feel sorry for gays being the last ones at the sexual revolution window. We've had liberalizing rules on divorce. We've had the sexual revolution. We've had, you know, the pill, and burning bras and rampant premarital sex and polymorphous perversity.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

If Hitler hadn't turned against their beloved Stalin, liberals would have stuck by him, too.

It is an article of faith with the Democrats that they must fool Americans by simulating agreement with normal people. The winner of the Democratic primary is always the candidate who does the best impersonation of an American.