Historically, the best way to convert liberals is to have them move out of their parents' home, get a job, and start paying taxes.

The truth cannot be delivered with novocaine.

Liberals don't mind discussing who is more patriotic if patriotism is defined as redistributing income and vetoing the Pledge of Allegiance. Only if patriotism is defined as supporting America do they get testy and drone on about 'McCarthyism.'

I'm a problem-solver, and you're welcome.

Liberals tell amazing lies about guns and everything else.

Faggot isn't offensive to gays; it's got nothing to do with gays.

Until you can intelligently articulate the other side's position, you are not an adult. You are a liberal.