I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know.

I'm getting a little tired of politicians trying to prove how 'moderate' and 'centrist' they are by taking more of my money and freedom. Where's this center - somewhere between Lenin and Stalin?

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.

Ted Kennedy says that our policy in Iraq is adrift. Hmmm. Maybe like a car adrift in the water after its has gone over a bridge?

Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You're for them or against them. Taxes go up or down; government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words "abortion" or "tax hikes" pass their lips.

You don't want the Republicans in power, does that mean you want a dictatorship, gay boy?

You want to be careful not to become just a blowhard.