No torture has yet been devised that could get a liberal to mention the poor, beleaguered Kurds dancing in the streets because Saddam is gone.

Democrats are firm believers in the welfare state for their own constituents, whether that's a crack addict mother of five or a Wall Street banker.

At least when right-wingers rant there's a point.

Science is something that you have facts. They can be tested. They can be checked. Heterosexual AIDS, another one.

If you don't hate Clinton and the people who labored to keep him in office, you don't love your country.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

If Hitler hadn't turned against their beloved Stalin, liberals would have stuck by him, too.