Liberals love to strike generous, humanitarian poses with other people's lives.

I'm not going to be lectured to.

Why couldn't Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did?

You can describe Christianity and you can also describe liberalism. Christianity has certain beliefs, tenets, doctrines. Not all Christians are always living up to them. Similarly, not all liberals are living up to the tenets of liberalism.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

Hollywood liberals could not be reached for comment on the cost of the inauguration because they were being fitted for gowns and jewelry worth millions of dollars in anticipation of Oscar night.

Liberalism is part of a religious disorder that demands a belief that life is controllable.