There are some honorable politicians; and God bless them, there aren't many of them - but they're narcissistic. They need people to love them.

We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say.

If Hitler hadn't turned against their beloved Stalin, liberals would have stuck by him, too.

I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'faggot.'

[M]ore Americans work for federal, state or local government than work in any form of manufacturing. We crossed that Rubicon about 10 years ago.

Anorexics never have boyfriends. ... That's one way to know you don't have anorexia, if you have a boyfriend.

Ironically, since Obama was elected, for the first time in my life I'm sometimes not proud of my country.