There are some honorable politicians; and God bless them, there aren't many of them - but they're narcissistic. They need people to love them.

Well, before the New Deal...[The Emancipation Proclamation] would be a good start.

I'm thinking of writing a book on national health care. It will be 2,000 pages, and you'll have two hours to read it.

If you don't hate Clinton and the people who labored to keep him in office, you don't love your country.

Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.

Moderation in the defense of liberty is no virtue.

The key to the U.N.'s global warming study was man's use of aerosol spray. You have to know the French were involved in a study concluding that Arrid Extra Dry is destroying the Earth. In a world in which everyone smelled, the French would be at no disadvantage. Aerosol spray. How convenient.