There are some honorable politicians; and God bless them, there aren't many of them - but they're narcissistic. They need people to love them.

Democrats haven't been this upset about an American engaging in free speech since Juanita Broaddrick opened her yap.

But liberals love to drape themselves in decades-old glories they had nothing to do with.

It's interesting how Obama's adorers in the press keep comparing him to Lincoln and Reagan. Apparently they can't think of a Democrat president worthy of being compared to.

Some jobs are so dirty you can only send in someone who has the finely honed hatred of liberals acquired at elite universities to do them.

This week's winner for best comedy line about the war is New York Democratic Sen. Charles Schumer. Referring to - well, it doesn't really matter what he was referring to.

Liberals can't just come out and say, they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race.