The thing I like about Bush is I think he hates liberals.

If you can somehow force a liberal into a point-counterpoint argument, his retorts will bear no relation to what you’ve said - unless you were in fact talking about your looks, your age, your weight, your personal obsessions, or whether you are a fascist. In the famous liberal two-step, they leap from one idiotic point to the next, so you can never nail them. It’s like arguing with someone with Attention Deficit Disorder.

CBS is planning a tribute to Dan Rather... the memo went out a month ago but everyone assumed it was a fake.

Faggot isn't offensive to gays; it's got nothing to do with gays.

The only question I'd be interested in is what books other celebrities have read recently, which is part of my campaign to promote reading.

A false argument should be refuted, not named. That's the basic idea behind freedom of speech. Arguments by name-calling, rather than truth and light, can generally be presumed fraudulent.

I think Obama has redefined the Democratic Party. It used to be the party of acid, amnesty, and abortion, and now it's surrender, socialism, and subprime mortgages.