Just as we're always told that schoolyard bullies are actually deeply insecure, liberals rationalize their own ferocious behavior by claiming to have been wounded somehow. What about the little guy our poor, insecure bully is beating the living daylights out of? How's his self-esteem coming along? That is the essence of liberals: They viciously attack everyone else, while wailing that they are the victims.

There are some honorable politicians; and God bless them, there aren't many of them - but they're narcissistic. They need people to love them.

The left’s idea of “science” is that we should all be riding bicycles and using the Clivus Multrum composting latrines instead of flush toilets. Anyone who dissents, they say — while adjusting their healing crystals for emphasis — is “afraid of science.”

Where there's smoke around a conservative, there are journalists furiously rubbing two sticks together.

They spent the night in jail, where their progressive views on gay marriage served them well.

Liberals have managed to eliminate the idea of manly honor. Instead, all they have is womanly indignation.

This is no time to be precious about locating the exact individuals directly involved in this particular terrorist attack.... We know who the homicidal maniacs are. They are the ones cheering and dancing right now. We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.