Clinton's attempt to socialize healthcare was the second most disgusting thing he did in the oval office. I can't remember was the first thing was.

Instead of 'counterrevolutionaries,' liberals' opponents are called 'haters,' 'those who seek to divide us,' 'tea baggers,' and 'right-wing hate groups.' Meanwhile, conservatives call liberals 'liberals'-and that makes them testy.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know.

I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote.

I wouldn't know all that I do about history, if I spent my time watching cartoons and other TV shows.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.