Clinton's attempt to socialize healthcare was the second most disgusting thing he did in the oval office. I can't remember was the first thing was.

Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals.

Liberals are more upset when a tree is chopped down than when a child is aborted. Even if one rates an unborn child less than a full-blown person, doesn't the unborn child rate slightly higher than vegetation?

Yes, of course, black Americans are a special group, and I'm disappointed that they're not Republicans, given our traditions. We're not getting much love in return, despite our efforts.

His pomposity is overshadowed only by his rank stupidity

The spirit of the First Amendment has been effectively repealed for conservative speech by a censorious, accusatory mob.

We don't want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote.