Instead of 'counterrevolutionaries,' liberals' opponents are called 'haters,' 'those who seek to divide us,' 'tea baggers,' and 'right-wing hate groups.' Meanwhile, conservatives call liberals 'liberals'-and that makes them testy.

Liberals are more upset when a tree is chopped down than when a child is aborted.

His pomposity is overshadowed only by his rank stupidity

Government workers think the job of everyone else in the economy is to protect their high salaries, crazy work rules and obscene pensions. They self-righteously lecture us about public service, the children, a 'living wage' all in the service of squeezing more money from the taxpayer to fund their breathtakingly selfish job arrangements.

Until you can intelligently articulate the other side's position, you are not an adult. You are a liberal.

My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism.

I don't think we [the USA] need more troops. I think we need to be less worried about civilian casualties.